Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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