I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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