come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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