just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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