It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
