Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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