I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I am naked and annoyed.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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