used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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