So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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