Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
