Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
A+ Viking dick
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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