He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
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