Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
