Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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