HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Randomize
