You smell like a Billy Joel song
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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