I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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