talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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