I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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