what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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