Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
As shirtless as possible
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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