I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Randomize
