when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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