Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize
