I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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