Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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