He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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