It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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