Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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