Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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