i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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