I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
