I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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