around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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