I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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