Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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