Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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