So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Randomize
