My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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