He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
