Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
