I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
