their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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