"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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