You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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