I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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