his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
