I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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