Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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