I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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